I`ve tried some awesome dresses the other day and I fell asleep at 3 am because of that.
Allow me to extrapolate.
I have big boobs. And this helped me a whole of a lot during my life. In any kind of situations, from not waiting in any line, till…well…all kinds of benefits, if you get what I mean.
However, here`s the not so perfect part of being a skinny bitch with big boobs:
- you can`t wear almost nothing open backed because you always need a bra. For your big boobs.
- you can`t wear loose dresses because guess what? Your boobs will make those dresses so large that you seem you`re born without a waist. Nope, not that you don`t have wasp waist. You will actually look super fucking fat
- you have trouble finding bras. because you`re a skinny bitch with big boobs. 75 D is not manufactured often so you`ll own 5 bras in total and they`ll look not sexy at all
- you have to refinish almost everything you buy because size S is ok for the rest of your body but not for your boobs. Therefore you have to buy an M to fit your boobs and alternate and adjust the rest of your dress to fit the rest of your body. You`ll spend countless hours at your modiste to try and fit, try and fit, try and fitttt
- you`ll find the dress of your dreams but…YOUR BOOBS WON`T FIT IN IT
Photos by Alexandru Rosieanu
Pfff, I`m ok now, I`ve just had an episode. I grew up loving my body and I still do. 99 % of the times. That 1% was today. And let me live my dramatic body moment in peace. Don`t start with `ohhh, how I wish I had bigger boobs like you`
But, fuck the beautiful and SMALL dresses – there`s some cursing today I see. You must forgive me. I`m in a little `dramatic` moment – I`ve found a jacket which I adore and fits my boobs. It`s the one above and it`s from PNK Casual`s S/S 15 collection.
And it does not matter which your size bra might be because everybody can subscribe to THIS.
Yep, if you buy anything witch exceeds more than 500 lei from PNK Casual – and you`ll find tons of choices because their new line is awesome – you`ll enter for winning a Pnk Casual wardrobe worth 4000 lei. You`ll also be adviced by a personal stylist while choosing your new PNK Casual items.
Well, I`m back to focusing on the positive parts of being a big boobed lady. It`s healthier and saner this way. I`ll also stay away from tricky dresses. Jackets however, special jackets will conquer my wardrobe. So be it. Amen. Goodbye.