Dolce & Gabbana dress from Aviatorilor 41 – Ana Morodan at Smiling Shoes heels 

Photos by Silvia Postolatiev in a La Maison decorated bathroom 

Maybe it`s because my  powerful attraction to all things Ice Queen like, maybe it`s because Marlene Dietrich or Mona von Bismarck. Or maybe it`s just because they always look like an urs impaiat. Who knows? Truth be told, I`ve always been more drawn to a cold, porcelain doll kind of beauty than to a Barbie kind of Sexy. I even own some porcelain dolls. Remember Luisa Casati? And, well, Me?

Like other kinds of beauty types need beauty routines like bronzing, botox, fake lashes or a different mani from week to week (no judging at all), the porcelain doll type needs it`s own beauty routine also. You know, they need their special polish too. After all, being a woman is never easy. But it`s also pretty damn awesome so if you are a porcelain doll, here are my secrets for keeping up with the Kardashians Marlene`s of the world:

• Don`t smile. It will cause you wrinkles. Try to keep your b**ch face as still as possible #hahaha #bestidioticthingIveeverheard

• Porcelain dolls always have velvety skin. And before any moisturizers they use the first and most essential cleansing product: Soap. They use rare products (attention: I didn`t say expensive) made from ingredients like black jasmin and natural oils, produced with natural glicerine and without any chemicals. How in the world would a porcelain doll look so perfect without a perfect skin? This porcelain doll prefers Compagnie de Provence available on A La Maison, a La Maison online shop 

• A porcelain doll almost never notices trends. She just brings some nowadays fashion details to her style signature. And she`ll always adore fish nets tights, red lipstick and sequined dresses. Dita von Teese understands 

• They always focus on the best. In their home and for them. Their focus is not necessarily on designer furniture but on products which they can use for their own hedonistic moments. They must always have a movie like bathroom. After all, it`s the first place where they start their beautyfication process in the morning. Or at mid-day. It depends on their mood. They use Bio-Essentiel towels which are 100 %  made from organic cotton cultures. Because they know that the most important hug one can receive is the hug you give to yourself. 

• And last but one least: Porcelain dolls know exactly what they want! They`re not impressed with any kind of adoration. They want to be adored by those persons they consider interesting

Porcelain dolls are somehow like mermaids. You must be special to see them. They`re rare. And unforgettable.