I know that you are on your holiday and I know that you’ve told me explicitly NOT to call you or ‘Nu ma mai intorc la dumneavoastra, Quina!’
I know, I know, you are allowed one (short) holiday every 5 years and please trust me that I strive to respect it. I haven’t called , I haven’t emailed you. Nothing. Nada. I am behaving and I’m impatiently waiting for your return. I miss you & I must confess, there’s no one I love terrorizing more than you.
You have left me with Claudie, who is not willing to be my sidekick on all my adventures. He does not prepare me GIN like you do (actually at all) and he does not come when I ring your bell! Imagine the amount of nerve on him! Preposterous!
For instance, the other day I almost begged to be accompanied in the city. I had some errands to run and this person, who is my right hand in business, mind you, left me all alone, carrying my own bags!!! He manifested a little enthusiasm when I told him we’re going to stop by Design & After just to pick some of my favorite delices & delicatessen and to buy some cutlery I had seen on their online shop. Arriving at the Design&After showroom I understood why. Exquisite place with wonderful deco objects. We must go together when you come back. I just hope that you are still working out on your vacation because I wouldn’t want your arms to go limp and risk dropping my bags. Also, please mark it in your agenda to buy me a gift. You know, it’s March, women’s month…
Vintage Bazar.ro blazer & Brooches – Hardot heels
En fin, I included some photos in the envelope, just to get a glimpse of the place I am telling you about. Tudy, please come back soon. Not even gin tastes the same without you. You’re the best butler in the world. COME BACK from that wretched ski holiday!!!
P.S.: Oh, and when you come back please note that I left a To Do list with 273764 items on the fridge.