© Serban Cristea in Bruges
Being a little introspective mouse, I always pay attention to myself (the way I act, not the way I use make-up #iamawarepeople) and lately I detected a small habit taking over my way of speaking – the dirty talk. Yep, I am using dirty words, cursing or talking with many words that enter the big category of “shit”.
That’s not lady like! That’s not aristo. And most of all that’s not refined! I don’t want to be a dirty countess…
Since I reckoned this dirty fact about my way of speaking, it had to be rectified on the spot so here are a few ways of cursing elegantly:
- that bitch – that completely inelegant lady
- eat dick (mostly in traffic) – what a rude gentleman
- that fucking moron/idiot/fat head/hog – that simple minded human being
- arrogant cunt – that low quality woman
- asshole – impolite
- mother fucka’ – day ruiner
I could go on with that but before I go I want to tell you that I was very touched when during our strolls in Bruges, Serban and I found the Jan Van Eyck statue and visited his biggest masterpiece – The Adoration of the Lamb in Ghent.
Did you know that one of Romania’s most valuable painting is one of his? The Portrait of a Man with a Blue Chaperon and you can see it at the Bukenthal Museum in Sibiu.
I have to go, end my meetings for today and start planning a memorable event. Serban and I are celebrating two years since the day we met this weekend and this year is my turn to surprise him.
bitches ladies tomorrow. Still working on these elegant manners thing…this ratchet habit, how did it get me?!?!
Anetta von Cursetta